有趣的英语句子_有趣的英语句子50句加翻译

1.写出非常有趣的英语句子

2.英语的一些比较有趣的句子。

3.有趣幽默的英语句子阅读

4.幽默的英文短句子说说心情

1.最经典英语爱情句子

英语爱情名言 1、love is like war, easy to begin but hard to end. 爱就像一场战争，开战容易停火难。

2、Love opens your chest and opens your heart and it means someone can get inside you and mess you up. 爱扒开你的胸膛，掏出你的心脏，有人就乘机侵入你的心胸把你搞得一团糟。 3、Does God punish or reward us with love？ 爱，是上帝用来惩罚我们的还是奖赏我们的呢？ 4、Love your neighbor, but don't get caught. 爱你的邻家女孩吧，但注意不要被逮着了。

5、I love a hand that meets my own with a grasp that causes some sensation. 我喜爱这样的一只手，它的力度让我有几分感觉的手。 6、The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost. 珍爱一切的好办法是：意识到你可能会失去它。

7、Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Lee the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. 爱就像是握在手里的水银，把手指张开，它好好的呆在那里，要是你紧紧抓着，它反而溜走了。 8、If you judge people, you he no time to love them. 老是审视别人的话，你就腾不出时间去爱他们了。

9、A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. 极其微弱的一线希望就足以点燃爱的火花。 10、At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. 一谈到爱，每个人都变成了一位诗人。

11、Sometimes the perfect person for you is the one you least expect. 有时候，最适合你的人恰恰是你最没有想到的人。 12、How lucky I am to he something that makes saying goodbye so hard. 我是多么啊，拥有一样东西让我的“再见”迟迟说不出口。

13、The Eskimos he 52 words for snow because it is so special for them; there ought to be as many for love！ 爱斯基摩人有52个分别表示“雪”的词语，因为雪在他们的生活中太重要了；我们也应该有这么多表达“爱”的词语啊！ 14、If equal affection cannot be, let the more loving one be me. 如果世上真的不存在两方对等的爱，就让付出更多的一方是我吧。 15、When two eyes meet and hold strongly, they are bound to meet again. 当两眼相遇久久凝视，这两双眼睛注定将会再一次相遇。

16、I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. 我喜欢成家，拥有一个在自己的余生别想去得罪的人，这不是一件很美好的事情吗？ 17、Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. 爱不是把地球变圆，爱是让环球旅行有价值。 18、To love is to be vulnerable. 去爱一个人就是把自己变得特别脆弱。

19、Love at first sight never hens before breakfast. 一见钟情的爱从来不会发生在饥肠辘辘的早餐以前。 20、To love is not to look at one another, but to look together in the same direction. 相爱不是你看我我看你，而是一起朝着相同的方向望去。

2.求很搞笑的英文个性语录

1 我的世界不允许你的消失，不管结局是否完美. No matter the ending is perfect or not, you cannot disear from my world. 2 爱情是一个精心设计的谎言 Love is a carefully designed lie. 3 承诺常常很像蝴蝶，美丽的飞盘旋然后不见 Promises are often like the butterfly, which disear after beautiful hover. 4 凋谢是真实的 盛开只是一种过去 Fading is true while flowering is past 5 为什么幸福总是擦肩而过，偶尔想你的时候….就让….回忆来陪我. Why I he never catched the hiness? Whenever I want you ,I will be accompanyed by the memory of。

6 如果你为着错过夕阳而哭泣，那么你就要错群星了 If you weeped for the missing sunset,you would miss all the shining stars 7 如果只是遇见，不能停留，不如不遇见 If we can only encounter each other rather than stay with each other,then I wish we had never encountered . 8 宁愿笑著流泪，也不哭著说后悔 心碎了，还需再补吗？ I would like weeping with the smile rather than repenting with the cry,when my heart is broken ,is it needed to fix? 9 天空没有翅膀的痕迹，而鸟儿已飞过 There are no trails of the wings in the sky, while the birds has flied away. 10 当香烟爱上火柴时，就注定受到伤害 When a cigarette falls in love with a match,it is destined to be hurt 11 人活着 总是要得罪一些人的 就要看那些人是否值得得罪 When alive ,we may probably offend some people.However, we must think about whether they are deserved offended. 12 命里有时终需有 命里无时莫强求 You will he it if it belongs to you,whereas you don't kveth for it if it doesn't ear in your life. 13 没有谁对不起谁，只有谁不懂得珍惜谁. No one indeed for others,while many people don't know how to cherish others. 14 永远不是一种距离，而是一种决定。 Eternity is not / a distance but a decision. 15 在回忆里继续梦幻不如在地狱里等待天堂 Dreaming in the memory is not as good as waiting for the paradise in the hell 16 哪里有真爱存在，哪里就有奇迹 Where there is great love, there are always miracles. 17 爱情就像一只蝴蝶，它喜欢飞到哪里，就把欢乐带到哪里。

Love is like a butterfly. It goes where it pleases and it pleases where it goes. 18 如每次想起你我都会得到一朵鲜花，那么我将永远在花丛中徜徉。 If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden. 19 有了你，我迷失了自我；失去你，我多么希望自己再度迷失。

Within you I lose myself, without you I find myself wanting to be lost again. 20 每一个沐浴在爱河中的人都是诗人 At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet. 21 看看我的眼睛，你会发现你对我而言意味着什么。 Look into my eyes you will see what you mean to me. 22 距离使两颗心靠得更近。

Distance makes the hearts grow fonder. 23 如果没有相等的爱，那就让我爱多一些吧。 If equal affection cannot be, let the more loving be me. 24 爱是长在我们心里的藤蔓。

Love is a vine that grows into our hearts. 25 因为你，我懂得了爱。 If I know what love is, it is because of you. 26 爱情是生活最好的提神剂。

Love is the greatest refreshment in life. 27 有了你，黑暗不再是黑暗。 The darkness is no darkness with thee. 28 如果没有人爱我们，我们也就不会再爱自己了。

We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us. 28 治疗爱的创伤唯有加倍地去爱。 There is no remedy for love but to love more. 30 如果爱不疯狂就不是爱了。

When love is not madness, it is not love. 31 有爱的心永远年轻。 A heart that loves is always young. 32 爱情就像月亮，不增则减。

Love is like the moon, when it does not increase, it decreases. 33 灵魂不能没有爱而存在。 The soul cannot live without love. 34 生命虽短，爱却绵长。

Brief is life, but love is long. 35 爱比大衣更能驱走寒冷。 Love keeps the cold out better than a cloak. 36 没有了爱，地球便成了坟墓。

Take away love, and our earth is a tomb. 37 我的爱与你同在。 My heart is with you. 38 尽管还不曾离开，我已对你朝思暮想！ I miss you so much already and I hen't even left yet! 39 我会想你，在漫漫长路的每一步。

I'll think of you every step of the way. 40 无论你身在何处，无论你为何忙碌，我都会在此守候 Wherever you go, whatever you do, I will be right here waiting for you. 41 热烈的爱情是不可抑制的渴望。 Passionate love is a quenchless thirst. 42 在这个世界上，男人最珍贵的财产就是一个女人的心。

The most precious possession that ever comes to a man in this world is a woman's heart. 43 没有你的日子就像一本没有书页的书。 Every day without you is like a book without pages. 44 爱很难投入，但一旦投入，便更难走出 Love is hard to get into, but harder to get out of. 45 爱是一盏永[url= /]QQ分组[/url]不昏暗的明灯。

Love is a light that never dims. 。

3.有趣搞笑的英语句子

Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.

钞票不是万能的，有时还需要。

One should love animals. They are so tasty.

每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。

Se water. Shower with your girlfriend.

要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。

Every man should marry. After all, hiness is not the only thing in life.

再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。

The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。

Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）。

Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

爱情就象照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。 （老外也保守，要摸黑办事，哈哈）

Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

后排座位上的小孩会生出意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。

"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.

“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。

"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? "

“努力工作不会导致死亡！”不过我不会用自己去证明。

"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "

“工作好有意思耶！”尤其是看着别人工作。

God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

神决定了谁是你的亲戚，的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。

When two's company, three's the result!

两个人的状态是不稳定的，三个人才是！

A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.

服饰就象铁丝网，它阻止你贸然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。

The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.

The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.

学的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘记的越多，

忘记的越多，知道的越少，为什么学来着？

4.最经典的英语爱情句子

1) I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.

我爱你，不是因为你是一个怎样的人，而是因为我喜欢与你在一起时的感觉。

2) No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.

没有人值得你流泪，值得让你这么做的人不会让你哭泣。

3) The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't he them.

失去某人，最糟糕的莫过于，他近在身旁，却犹如远在天边。

4) Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

纵然伤心，也不要愁眉不展，因为你不知是谁会爱上你的笑容。

5) To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.

对于世界而言，你是一个人；但是对于某个人，你是他的整个世界。

6) Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.

不要为那些不愿在你身上花费时间的人而浪费你的时间。

7) Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they he.

爱你的人如果没有按你所希望的方式来爱你，那并不代表他们没有全心全意地爱你。

8) Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.

不要着急，最好的总会在最不经意的时候出现。

9) Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.

在遇到梦中人之前，上天也许会安排我们先遇到别的人；在我们终于遇见心仪的人时，便应当心存感激。

10) Don't cry because it is over, smile because it hened.

不要因为结束而哭泣，微笑吧，为你的曾经拥有.

5.求经典英语的爱情句子

Look into my eyes - you will see what you mean to me. 看看我的眼睛，你会发现你对我而言意味着什么。

Distance makes the hearts grow fonder. 距离使两颗心靠得更近。 Precious things are very few in this world. That is the reason there is just one you. 在这世上珍贵的东西总是罕有，所以这世上只有一个你。

To the world you may be just one person. To the person you may be the world. 对于世界，你可能只是一个人，但对于某个人，你却是整个世界。 I am on my way to future,where you are there. 我要去 有你的未来。

6.最经典英语爱情句子

1、想你，是一种美丽的忧伤的甜蜜的惆怅，心里面，却是一种用任何语言也无法表达的温馨。

It is graceful grief and sweet sadness to think of you, but in my heart, there is a kind of soft warmth that can't be expressed with any choice of words。

2、你知道思念一个人的滋味吗，就像喝了一大杯冰水，然后用很长很长的时间流成热泪。

Do you understand the feeling of missing someone? It is just like that you will spend a

long hard time to turn the ice-cold water you he drunk into tears。

3、难道你怕一个深爱着你的痴情儿？

Do you fear a love fool who is loving you so deeply?

4、我要幸福的昏倒了！

I am too hy to stand faint!

5、月亮代表我的心！

The moonlight stands for my heart!

6、过得好么？希望世界因你而美丽！

How are you getting on? I hope that the word will become more beautiful because of you!

7、你在时你是一切，你不在时一切是你！

You are everything when you are with me, and everything is you when you are not。

8、人生的悲哀是你遇上了一个对你很重要的人，他是你的一切。然而，你却没有办法留住他

A sad thing about life is that when you meet someone who means a lot to you only to find out in the end that it was never bound to be and you just he to let go.

9、爱情是：当感觉、热情和浪漫统统拿掉之后，你仍然珍惜对方。

Love is when you take away the feeling, the passion, the romance, and you find out you still care for that person.

爱情是：当感觉、热情和浪漫统统拿掉之后，你仍然珍惜对方。

7.有关情侣或夫妻间“爱”的搞笑的英文短句

Se water. Shower with your girlfriend.

要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人；每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。

Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

爱情就像照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。

Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道.

Every man should marry. After all, hiness is not the only thing in life.

再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛.

The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来.

When two's company, three's the result!

两个人的状态是不稳定的，三个人才是！

尽管女人是天使，但婚姻却是魔鬼。

Though women are angels,yet wedlock′s the devil.

8.最经典英语爱情句子

1、想你，是一种美丽的忧伤的甜蜜的惆怅，心里面，却是一种用任何语言也无法表达的温馨。

It is graceful grief and sweet sadness to think of you, but in my heart, there is a kind of soft warmth that can't be expressed with any choice of words。2、你知道思念一个人的滋味吗，就像喝了一大杯冰水，然后用很长很长的时间流成热泪。

Do you understand the feeling of missing someone? It is just like that you will spend along hard time to turn the ice-cold water you he drunk into tears。3、难道你怕一个深爱着你的痴情儿？Do you fear a love fool who is loving you so deeply?4、我要幸福的昏倒了！I am too hy to stand faint!5、月亮代表我的心！The moonlight stands for my heart!6、过得好么？希望世界因你而美丽！How are you getting on? I hope that the word will become more beautiful because of you!7、你在时你是一切，你不在时一切是你！You are everything when you are with me, and everything is you when you are not。

8、人生的悲哀是你遇上了一个对你很重要的人，他是你的一切。然而，你却没有办法留住他A sad thing about life is that when you meet someone who means a lot to you only to find out in the end that it was never bound to be and you just he to let go.9、爱情是：当感觉、热情和浪漫统统拿掉之后，你仍然珍惜对方。

Love is when you take away the feeling, the passion, the romance, and you find out you still care for that person.爱情是：当感觉、热情和浪漫统统拿掉之后，你仍然珍惜对方。

9.搞笑的英语句子

1、When two's company, three's the result！两个人的状态是不稳定的，三个人才是！2、Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.后排座位上的小孩会生出意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。

3、God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.神决定了谁是你的亲戚，的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。4、There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。

5、Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。6、Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）。

7、A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.服饰就象铁丝网，它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。8、Every man should marry. After all, hiness is not the only thing in life.再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。

9、Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.爱情就象照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。10、The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。

11、One should love animals. They are so tasty.每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。12、The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.学的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘记的越多，忘记的越多，知道的越少，为什么学来着？13、Money is not everything. There's Mastercard Visa.钞票不是万能的，有时还需要。

14、Se water. Shower with your girlfriend.要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。15、Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。

每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。16、Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours！“工作好有意思耶！”尤其是看着别人工作。

17、Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk .“努力工作不会导致死亡！”不过我不会用自己去证明。18、Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。

19、Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每个成功男人的背后， 都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后， 都有两个。

10.求一些很经典的英文话（爱情的）

Love Can Last Forever.爱能持续到永远。

You come to love not by finding the perfect person,but by seeing an imperfect person perfectly.爱一个人，并非因为你发现她完美，而是因为他的不完美在你的眼中很完美。Being in Love.感受爱The worst part of life is waiting.The best part of life is hing someone worth waiting for.生活中最痛苦的事莫过于等待。

然而最美好的事是拥有值得等待的人。

写出非常有趣的英语句子

英语常用俚语

in one's back pocket 在某人裤子后口袋里（是某人的囊中之物）

in the dark 在黑暗中（茫然，什么也不知道）

in the lime light 站在聚光灯圈里（出风头）

in the spotlight 站在聚光灯圈里（出风头）

It's Greek to me. 希腊文（天书）

in the middle of nowhere 周围什么也没有（前不见村，后不着店）

joined at the hip 连体婴（死党，从不分开的两个人）

jump the gun 枪未响先偷跑（抢先）

just what the doctor ordered 正是大夫说的（对症下药）

keep an ear to the ground 一耳贴地（注意新动向）

keep one's fingers crossed/cross one's fingers 把手指交叉成十字架（暗祈上苍保佑）

kick the bucket 踢水桶（翘辫子）

kill two birds with one stone一 箭双雕，一举两得

kiss up to 讨好

kitty corner 小猫的角落（斜对角）

knuckle sandwich 指节骨三明治（饱以老拳）

landslide 山崩（压倒性的胜利）

last straw 最后一根稻草

left a bitter taste in one's mouth 留下满嘴苦味（留下不愉快的回忆）

left hanging 被晾起来了（被挂起来，悬而不决）

let sleeping dogs lie 别惊动睡着的狗（别无事生非，过去的事不要再提）

let the cat out of the bag 放出袋中猫（泄密，说漏嘴）

light a fire under your butt 在屁股下点一把火（促其行动）

light at the end of the tunnel 隧道末端的光（一线希望）

like hot cakes 象刚出炉的蛋糕（很受欢迎的东西，抢手货）

like looking for a needle in a haystack 如同在稻草堆里找一根针（大海捞针）

like pulling hen's teeth 跟拔母鸡的牙一样（艰苦不堪）

like shooting fish in a barrel 桶里射鱼（瓮中捉鳖）

like stealing candy from a baby 娃娃手里骗糖（易事）

ling winded 长舌，碎嘴

loose cannon 松动的大炮（一触即发的脾气）

lose one's marbles 疯了，神智不清

low blow 不正当的攻击，下流手段

pale in comparison 相形失色 peas in a pod 一荚之豆（好哥儿们） pieces come together 拼图游戏凑成图案（诸事顺利，达成完美结果） play it by ear 不用看谱（随机应变） plenty of other fish in the sea 海里的鱼多得很（天涯何处无芳草） poker face 面孔（喜怒不形于色） pop the question 提出大问题（求婚） pot calling the kettle black 锅嫌壶黑（五十步笑百步）……

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〔 作者：佚名 转贴自：国际在线 点击数：95 更新时间：2004-10-25 文章录入：mato 〕

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take a hike 走路（滚蛋）

take a rain check 因雨停赛时送给观众下次免费来看的票（另一次机会）

take off 动身

take one for the team 为了全队挨一下（为了集体利益，牺牲个人利益）

take the word right out of someone's mouth 替我说了（你所说的正是我想要说的）

the ball is in someone's court 球在你那边（该你行动了）

the walls he ears 墙有耳朵（隔墙有耳）

the whole nine yards 整整九码（一举成功，美式足球的攻方一次需推进十码）

throw in the towel 扔毛巾（认输，放弃）

tie the knot 打结（结婚）

toe the line 循规蹈矩，沿着线走

tongue in cheek 闲磕牙（挖苦地）

too many cooks in the kitchen 厨房里厨子太多（筑室道谋，三个和尚没水渴）

twinkle in your mother's eye 母亲眼中的一闪灵光（未出娘胎）

twisted 脾气拧，别扭

two left feet 有两只左脚（笨手笨脚）

under my skin 钻到我的皮下（让我极不舒服）

under the weather 受了风寒

until the cows come home 等到牛回家（空等，白等）

until you are blue in the face 干到脸发青（也是白干）

unwind 放松发条（轻松下来）

up for grabs 大家有份

up in the air 挂在空中（悬而未决）

walk in someone's shoes 穿他的鞋走走看（设身处地，经历相同）

walk on air（高兴得）脚不点地，飘飘然

washed up 像是洗过的（筋疲力尽，力气都放完了）

water off a duck's back 鸭背的水珠（马耳东风）

water under the bridge 桥下的水（逝水，覆水）

when hell freezes over 地狱结冰（绝不可能的事）

weed out 除去杂草（淘汰）

well rounded全 能，全才

when pigs fly 猪飞的时候（绝不可能）

not lift a finger 连手指都不动一动（袖手旁观）

wound up 上足发条（紧张，兴奋）

wred around his/her little finger 化为绕指柔（玩弄于股掌之间）

wring his neck 扭断他的脖子

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A bargain is a bargain. 达成的协议不可撕毁。

A close call！ 太危险了。

A fifty-fifty chance. 五成的机会。

A flash in the pan. 昙花一现。

After you , please! 你先走，请。

All set? 一切妥当？

Are you going to Paris for good? 你们要去巴黎永久居住吗？

As far as policy is concerned , I he to say something. 谈到政策，我得说几句。

As far as I‘m concerned. 就我而言。

Be my guest. 请便。

Can you give me a rain check on that? 你可以改天再请我吗？

Can‘t you do anything right? 成事不足，败事有余。

Close the door after you , please. 请随手关门。

Clothes make the man. 人要衣装。

Chances are slim. 机会很小。

Could you fill in for him? 你能代替他吗？

Could you speak up, please? 能不能请你说话大声点？

Could you page Mr. Stone, please? 请广播找石头先生好吗？

Cut it out. = Go on. =Knock it off. 不要这个样子啦~

Do to hell! 滚蛋！

Do you he any openings? 你们有空缺吗？

Do you he a single room ailable? 你们有空的单人房吗？

Do you take cream in your coffee? 你咖啡要加奶水吗？

Does it ring a bell? 它熟吗？

Don‘t beat around the bush. 别拐弯抹角。

Don‘t chicken out. Be a man. 不要退缩了。

Don‘t dream away your time. 不要虚度光阴。

Don‘t get me wrong. 别误会我。

Don’t give me a hard time! 别跟我过不去好不好！

Don‘t give me your attitude. 别跟我摆架子。

Don’t jump on me. 不要跟我发火。

Don‘t nag me! 别在我面前唠叨！

Don’t panic. 不要慌啊！

Don’t play the goat. 不要胡闹。

Don‘t pull the chairs about, boys! 不要把椅子拖来拖去，孩子们！

Don‘t push me. 别逼我。

Don’t sell yourself short. 别看轻自己。

Don‘t tell others. Let sleeping dogs lie. 不要告诉别人。莫惹是非。

Don‘t trust to chance. 别碰运气。

Don‘t you dare come back again? 你敢再回来！

Draw your chair up to the table. 把你的椅子拉到桌子旁边来。

Drop dead. 走开点。 (去死吧！)

Drop me a line! 写封信给我。

Drop me off at the Hilton. 载我到希尔顿。

Early rising makes for good health. 早起有助于身体健康。

Encore! 再来一次。

Every bad has some good. 坏事情也有好的一面。

Every time I see you , you lee me out in the cold.

每次我见到你，你都不理睬我。

Facing his enemy , he had to play it by ear.

面队敌人，他只有随机应变了。

Far from it.

一点也不。

Farewell!

再见啦。

First come, first served.

捷足先登。

Foot the bill.

付账。

For the old time sake，please give me a hand this time.

看在旧日关系的面子上，请帮我这一回。

For the time being.

暂时的。

Fresh!

好有型。

Get off my back.

少跟我罗嗦。

Get over yourself.

别自以为是。

Get the hell out of here.

滚开。

Give me a ball park figure.

给我一个大概的数字。

Give me a break。

饶了我吧。

Give me a hand.

帮我一下忙。

Give me some feedback.

给我些建议吧。

Go ahead with your plan. I’m all for it.

进行你的吧，我完全赞成。

God bless you!

愿老天保佑你。

Gorgeous!

美极了。

Great minds think alike.

英雄所见略同。

He always goofs off.

他总是糊里糊涂。

He always likes to play a lone hand.

他喜欢单枪匹马地去干。

He double-crossed me.

他出卖了我。

He you ever seen your old fame?

你还见过你的旧情人吗？

He is a nut.

他有点神经病。

He is a phoney.

他是一个骗子。

He is trying to cash in on me.

他想占我便宜。

He is the man behind the curtain(scenes).

他是幕后人物。

He is in a jam.

他可糟了。

He is heily insured against death.

他给自己投了巨额的人身保险。

He is capable of any crime.

他什么样的坏事都能干得出来。

He is about to explode.

他的肺都快要气炸了。

He is really on the ball.

他真的思路很敏捷。

He is a fast talker.

他老是说得天花乱坠。

He dare not tell us his evil conduct.

他不敢告诉我们他的罪行。

He ge me a black look.

他恶地看了我一眼。

He got off on the wrong foot when he started doing.

他一开始就出师不利。

He got to know the ins and outs of the accidents.

他终于弄清了的前因后果。

He got soir-faire.

言行得体。

He had racked his brain.

他已经绞尽脑汁了。

He has a lot on the ball.

他很能干。

He has a nice sum of money put away.

他存了一大笔钱。

He has a remarkable memory.

他有惊人的记忆力。

He has his faults, but all in all, he is a good guy.

他有不对的地方，但总的来说，他还是个不错的家伙。

He has never rested on his laurels.

他从不满足目前的成就。

He hit upon a plan to defeat his antagonist.

他突然想出了一个挫败他的对手的。

He hooted with laughter.

他大笑了起来。

He just stepped out.

他刚刚出去。

He left his wife high and dry.

他抛弃了他的妻子。

He lives only a stone‘s throw from here.

他住的地方离这儿只有一箭之遥。

He may show up soon.

他马上就回来。

He ran his horse up the hill.

他策马跑上小山。

He sat there without turning an eyelash.

他泰然自若地坐在那边。

He sat with his arms across the chest.

他坐在那里，双臂交*于胸前。

He struck his attacker on the ear.

他打了那个攻击者一耳光。

He suddenly realized that he had been made a monkey of by his opponents.

他突然发现自己被对手给耍了。

He told me to get lost.

他叫我走开。

He walks with a quick pace.

他快步走路。

He was put on the spot.

他已经给人打死了。

He will give me cradle-to-gre protection.

他将保护我一生一世。

He will not turn the cold shoulder on me when I am in trouble.

他不会在我困难时疏远我。

He won a monkey at the horse races.

他在跑马中赢了500美元。

His argument doesn’t hold water.

他的论点站不住脚。

He‘s a brain.

他可是个有头脑的人。

He’s always on the go.

他永远是前进的。

He‘s behind the times.

他落伍了。

He’s down and out.

他已经完了。

He‘s getting a little bit plump.

他有一点胖~。

He‘s gone for the day.

他今天已经走了。

He‘s tied up.

他走不开。

He‘ll be out and about very soon.

他很快就能到户外活动了。

Her parents spent great efforts to groom her for a violinist.

她的父母花了很大精力来培养她成为一名小提琴演奏家。

His speech was given a warm reception by the crowd.

他的讲话受到了群众的热烈反对~。

How can we know whether a person is on the up and up by his earance!

从一个人的外表我们怎么能知道他是坦率的呢！

How could he be so two-faced?

他怎么能这么阴一套阳一套的？

How dare you!

你敢！

How do I address you?

我怎么称呼你？

How late are you open?

你们营业到几点？

How often do you work out?

你多久做一次运动？

Here or to go?

要在这里吃还是带走？

I beat my brains (out) to get a job.

为了找寻工作，我伤透了脑筋。

I blinded with science.

无言以对。

I broke my neck to add slangs here.

我努力地往这里添加俚语 ：）

I can‘t come up with it.

我做不到。

I can‘t burn the candle at both ends forever.

我不能永远这么消耗精力。

I can‘t help it.

我没办法。

I can‘t pinpoint it.

我没办法明确地指出来。

I can‘t see you quickly enough.

我巴不得尽快见你。

I can‘t think of it off hand.

我一时想不起来。

I detest you!

我恨你。

I didn‘t know. I was only a shot in the dark.

我不知道。那只是我瞎猜的。

I didn‘t mean to pour cold water on your idea.

我本不想给你的想法浇冷水的。

I don‘t he the vaguest idea.

我一点也不知道。

I don‘t know what has set my nerves on edge these days.

这几天不知是什么把我搞的心烦意乱的。

I enjoyed your company.

我喜欢有你做伴。

I fast a day every week.

我每周绝食一天。

I got a big kick out of it.

这件事真令我开心。

I he a sweet tooth.

我喜欢吃甜食。

I he a bottomed-down mind.

我是个没什么独到见解的人。

I he no direction, I just go wherever the winds blows.

我没有方向，只是随风到处飘。

I he to get rid of my car.

我必须把我的车子脱手。

I he to brush up on my English.

我得温习英文。

I he to watch my weight.

我必须注意我的体重。

I hen‘t got a good house, but I‘ll keep a good house.

我没有好的房子，但是我会招待周到的。

I hope I didn‘t offend you.

希望我没使你生气。

I hope you sed room for dessert.

我希望你留了点肚子吃甜点。

I hope your idea takes wings.

我希望你的想法成真。

I just keep my head above water.

(生活)还凑合！

I knew from the word go what to do next.

我很快知道了下一步怎么做。

I like raisins and kebabs.

我喜欢吃葡萄干和肉串。 :)

I like the soaps.

我喜欢连续剧。

I looked high and low for my pen.

我到处找我的钢笔。

I lost the door key about here.

我在这附近掉了门钥匙。

I only he eyes for you.

我只在乎你。

I really need to blow off some steam!

我得舒缓一下压力。

I share your enthusiasm.

谢谢关心（不耐烦的）。

I smelled a smell of cooking.

我闻到了烧菜做饭的味道。

I think I get the drift.

我知道了。

I think you’ve put your finger on it.

你说到点子上了。

I told him to beat it.

我叫他走开。

I tossed and turned all night.

我整晚翻来覆去。

I wasn‘t born yesterday.

我又不是三岁小孩子。

I wish that you would put your cards on the table.

我希望你干脆把话挑明。

I wouldn‘t freeload.

我可不愿意白吃白喝别人。

I’ll back you up all the way.

我完全支持你。

I’ll buy it.

我赞成。

I‘ll come back before you know it.

我很快就回来。

I‘ll keep my eye open.

我会多留意。

I’ll make it up to you.

我一定会补偿你的。

I‘ll play it by ear.

随兴之所致吧。

I’ll put everything in black and white!

我会把所有事情白纸黑字写清楚。

I‘ll see to it.

我会留意的。

I‘ll speak against anything I know to be wrong.

我会对所有我认为不对的事情直言不讳。

I‘ll try to smooth things over.

我会妥善处理。

I‘m a chair zucchini.

我是个电脑迷。

I‘m a man of my word.

我是个讲信用的人。

I‘m an erage player.

我打得普通。

I‘m afraid I can‘t let you.

恐怕我不能答应你。

I‘m all fingers and thumbs this mornings.

今天早上我的手怎么这么笨呢？

I’m always punctual.

我总是很准时。

I’m an exam jitter.

我一考试就紧张。

I’m beat.

我累死了。

I‘m being helped.

有人招呼我。

I‘m broke.

我没什么钱。

I‘m easy to please.

我很容易取悦。

I‘m fed up.

我厌倦了。

I‘m feeling under the weather.

我觉得不舒服。

I‘m from Missouri.

你骗不了我。

I‘m hard up.

我经济很困难。

I‘m just browsing.

我只是随便看看。

I’m mad about Bruce Lee.

我迷死李小龙了。

I’m not good at speaking off the cuff.

我不擅长即兴演讲。

I‘m not going to put up with this!

我再也受不了啦！

I‘m not myself today.

我今天心神不定。

I‘m on my way.

我就上路。

I‘m only waiting for the green light from you.

我在等您的允许.

I‘m pressed for time.

我的时间紧迫。

I‘m really crazy about Michael Jackson‘s rock and roll.

我对麦克杰克逊的摇滚爱的发狂。

I’m sick of always waiting for you!

你老让我等你，真是烦透了。

I‘m so surprised that you he the face to do so!

你怎么有脸做出这样的事!

I’m the le of my grandma‘s eye.

我是姥姥的掌上明珠。

I‘m through with you.

我和你完了。

I‘m totally maxed out.

我真是完全累坏了。

I’m up to my ears in work.

我忙的不可开交。

I‘m working on it.

我正在努力。

I‘d do anything to see you crack a smile.

为了博得你的一笑，我情愿做任何事。

I‘d like a refund.

我想退钱。

I‘d like to he telephone service.

我想要装电话。

I‘d like to he this prescription filled.

我要照这药房配药。

I‘d like to repair our differences.

我愿意消除一下我们之间的分歧。

I‘ve been dying to meet you.

我非常非常想见到你。

I‘ve had enough of your garbage.

我听腻了你的废话。

If I were in your shoes，I wouldn‘t do it that way.

如果我是你的话，我不会那样做的。

If the shoe fits ,wear it.

如果是真的就承认吧。

If you don‘t want to lose me, you‘d better lay it on the line.

如果你不想失去我，就最好一五一十地告诉我。

If you remain stuck-up, they will often try to pull your leg.

如你还是目中无人的话，他们会常常想愚弄你的。

In doing we learn.

经一事，长一智。

In his speech Mr. Brown laid stress on the sagacity of cats.

布朗先生在他的讲座里强调了猫的灵性。

In her hometown ,she was a big fish in a small pond.

在她家乡，她很了不起。

It isn‘t much.

那是微不足道的。

It rained at intervals this month.

这个月不时地下雨。

It slipped my mind.

我忘了。

It‘ll come to me.

我会想起来的。

It‘s a deal！

真便宜。

It’s a hard nut to crack.

这是一件棘手的事情。

It’s a hit.

这件事很受人欢迎。

It’s a lot of chicken feed.

这是小意思，不算什么。

It‘s a pain in the neck.

那真是难过的事。

It’s all Greek to me.

我全不懂。

It‘s better than nothing.

总比什么都没有好。

It‘s full of hot air.

这是雷声大雨点小。

It‘s in God‘s hands and we he prepared for the worst.

听天由命吧，我们已经做最坏的准备了。

It’s my cup of tea.

这很合我胃口。

It‘s no use talking to him ,you‘ll only waste your breath.

和谈谈话没有一点用处，你只是在白费唇舌。

It‘s not that he doesn‘t like to help, but that the spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak.

他不是不愿意帮助你，而是他心有余而力不足。

It’s on the house.

这是免费的。

It’s on me this time.

这次我请客。

It‘s only wishful thinking.

这只是一厢情愿的想法。

It’s

英语的一些比较有趣的句子。

不知道你对有趣的定义,不过下面的对我来说都挺有趣.

1.

Never

trouble

trouble

till

trouble

troubles

you.

麻烦没来找你，就别去自找麻烦。

第一、四个trouble是动词，第二、三个trouble是名词。

2.

I

think

that

that

‘that’

that

that

student

wrote

on

the

blackboard

was

wrong.

我认为那个学生写在黑板上的那个“that”是错误的。

第一个that是连词，引起宾语从句;第二、五个that是指示代词“那个”;第三个that在这儿相当于名词;第四个that是关系代词，引起定语从句。

3.

I

know.

You

know.

I

know

that

you

know.

I

know

that

you

know

that

I

know.

我知道。你知道。我知道你知道。我知道你知道我知道。

4.

We

must

hang

together,

or

we'll

be

hanged

separately.

我们必须团结在一起，否则我们将被一个个绞死。

这是一句双关语。前面的hang

together是“团结一致”的意思，后面的hanged是“绞死”的意思。

5.

The

quick

brown

fox

jumps

over

a

lazy

dog.

那只敏捷的棕色狐狸跳过了一只懒惰的狗。

这个句子包含了英语中的26个字母。

6.

Was

it

a

bar

or

a

bat

I

saw?

我看到的是酒吧还是蝙蝠?

这是一句回文句，顺着读和倒着读是一样的。

7.

上联:

To

China

for

china,

China

with

china,

dinner

on

china.

去中国买瓷器，中国有瓷器，吃饭靠瓷器。

下联:到前门买前门，前门没前门，后门有前门。

这是一副对仗工整、妙趣横生的英汉对联。下联中的第二、四、五个“前门”指“大前门”香烟。

8.

2B

or

not

2B,

that

is

a

这是一种文字简化游戏。它的意思是:To

be

or

not

to

be,

that

is

the

question.

(生存还是毁灭，那是个问题。)

有趣幽默的英语句子阅读

Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you.

麻烦没来找你，就别去自找麻烦。

I think that that that that that student wrote on the blackboard was wrong.

我认为那个学生写在黑板上的那个“that”是错误的。

I think that/that "that"/taht(which) that student wrote on the blackboard was wrong.

I know. You know. I know that you know. I know that you know that I know.

我知道。你知道。我知道你知道。我知道你知道我知道。

We must hang together, or well be hanged separately.

我们必须团结在一起，否则我们将被一个个绞死。

The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog.

那只敏捷的棕色狐狸跳过了一只懒惰的狗。

(这个句子包含了英语中的26个字母。)

Was it a bar or a bat I saw?

我看到的是铁棒还是棒球棍？

Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.

钞票不是万能的，有时还需要。

One should love animals. They are so tasty.

每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。

Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好

"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.

“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。

"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? "

“努力工作不会导致死亡！”不过我不会用自己去证明。

"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "

“工作好有意思耶！”尤其是看着别人工作。

幽默的英文短句子说说心情

#英语# 导语幽默是人类独有的品质、能力和交际方式，语言是人类特有的能力和交际工具，幽默的传达和创造又往往是借助语言完成的。下面是由 带来的有趣幽默的英语句子阅读，欢迎阅读!

篇一有趣幽默的英语句子阅读

　01. 人生的遗憾莫过于错误地坚持了不该坚持的，轻易地放弃了不该放弃的……

　The most regret ion of live is insist on something that shouldn’t be

　insisted on, give up something that shouldn’t be given up

　02. 大师兄，你知道吗?二师兄的肉现在比师傅的都贵了。

　Tang Monk/Tang Priest, don’t you know piggy is more valuable than you? (The

　Pilgrimage to the West)

　03. 怀才就像怀孕，时间长了才能看出来。

　Hing knowledge likes hing pregnant, it takes times to be awareness.

　04. 还能冲动，表示你还对生活有，总是冲动，表示你还不懂生活。

　If you acts on impulse, you he passions in life, if you always acts on

　impulse, you don’t know what life is.

　05. 我问一个在深圳工作了二十年的朋友：“如果你死后，你的墓志铭打算写点啥?”他说：“我解决了住房问题!”

　I asked a question to a friend who has been working in Shenzhen for 20

　years, what would be the proudest things in your life if you died? He said: I

　he already pay back the mortgage loan of my department.

　06. 妈妈说人不要错过两样东西，最后一班回家的车和一个深爱你的人。

　Mom said you’d better not miss two things , the last bus to home and the

　person who loves you deeply.

　07. 一天看到一位大妈在烧纸，边烧边嘟囔着：收到了全都买基金吧~~

　One day I saw a old woman was burning paper money and mumbled : buy funds

　if you get it.

　08. 好的爱情是你透过一个男人看到世界，坏的爱情是你为了一个人舍弃世界……

　A good love is you find the world for a man; a bad love is you abandon the

　world for a man.

　09. 诸葛亮出山前，也没带过兵!凭啥我就要工作经验?

　Before Liang Zhuge coming out, he didnt he experience in leading the

　army! why i should he experience when look for a job?

　10. 如果你看到面前的阴影，别怕，那是因为你的背后有阳光……

　If you saw the dark in front of you, dont be afriad, that's because

　sunshine is at your back.

篇二有趣幽默的英语句子阅读

　I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

　开始我直接求上帝赐辆自行车。后来我琢磨上帝办事儿不是这个路数。于是老子偷了一辆然后求上帝宽恕。

　Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

　你永远不能战胜一个纯SB，因为他会把你的智商拉到跟他个水平，然后用丰富的经验打败你.

　I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

　曾以为我想要的是职业，结果发现我只是想要工资。

　Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

　直译：知识就是说你知道西红柿是一种水果;智慧就好似不要把它放进水果沙拉里。

　意译a：知识就是告诉你说应该把鸡蛋放进篮子，智慧则是叫你不要把所有鸡蛋都放进一个篮子。

　意译b：所谓知识就是知道韩少和小四都属于80后，但智慧告诉你最终还是男女有别。

　If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.

　上帝瞅着咱们呢，大伙好歹喜感点吧!

　Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

　孩子就是：你先花2年，教丫们走路和说话。然后你再花16年教丫们坐定和闭嘴。

　Whenever I fill out an lication, in the part that says"If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR". What's my mother going to do?

　当我填表的时候，有一项是“紧急情况联系：” 我填上了“医生”，到时候我妈能帮上什么忙?!

　The sole purpose of a child's middle name, is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

　直译：小孩子要中间名，纯粹是为了让他知道他啥时候真的有麻烦了。

　意译：起个全名就为了揍孩子前可以底气十足地喊出来。

　It's not the fall that kills you; it's the sudden stop at the end.

　跳楼的时候，“啊——”的时候还没死， “啪!”那才是死了。

篇三有趣幽默的英语句子阅读

　1. Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you.

　麻烦没来找你，就别去自找麻烦。

　第一、四个trouble是动词，第二、三个trouble是名词。

　2. I think that that that that that student wrote on the blackboard was wrong.

　我认为那个学生写在黑板上的那个“that”是错误的。

　第一个that是连词，引起宾语从句;第二、五个that是指示代词“那个”;第三个that在这儿相当于名词;第四个that是关系代词，引起定语从句。

　3. I know. You know. I know that you know. I know that you know that I know.

　我知道。你知道。我知道你知道。我知道你知道我知道。

　4. We must hang together, or we'll be hanged separately.

　我们必须团结在一起，否则我们将被一个个绞死。

　这是一句双关语。前面的hang together是“团结一致”的意思，后面的hanged是“绞死”的意思。

　5. The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog.

　那只敏捷的棕色狐狸跳过了一只懒惰的狗。

　这个句子包含了英语中的26个字母。

　6. Was it a bar or a bat I saw?

　我看到的是酒吧还是蝙蝠?

　这是一句回文句，顺着读和倒着读是一样的。类似于“上海自来水来自海上。”

　7. 上联：To China for china, China with china, dinner on china.

　去中国买瓷器，中国有瓷器，吃饭靠瓷器。

　下联：Go front door buy front door, front door no front door,behind door with front door.

　到前门买前门，前门没前门，后门有前门。

　这是一副对仗工整、妙趣横生的英汉对联。下联中的第二、四、五个“前门”指“大前门”香烟。

　8. 2B or not 2B, that is a ?

　这是一种文字简化游戏。它的意思是：To be or not to be, that is a question. (生存还是毁灭，那是一个问题。)

　9. He never saw a saw saw a saw.

　他从来没见过一把锯子锯另一把锯子。

　第一个saw是动词see的过去时，第二和第四个saw带有不定冠词"a"在前，是名词"锯子",第三个saw是动词"锯"。

1.求英文幽默简短的句子

The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn?

Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep. &lt；强推>

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. &lt；强推这句>

Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?

Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

够暸吗？

2.英语幽默短句100个

1. Money is not everything. There's Mastercard and Visa.

钞票不是万能的，毕竟有时还需要。

2. One should love animals. They are so tasty.

每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。

3. Se water. Shower with your girlfriend.

要节约用水，所以尽量和女友一起洗澡。

4. Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。

5. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two or more.

每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个或更多。

6. Every man should marry. After all, hiness is not the only thing in life.

再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，毕竟幸福不是永久的嘛。

7. The wise never marry,and when they marry they become otherwise..

聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。

8. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

成功是一个相关名词，它会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚。

9. Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。

10. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

爱情就像照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。

3.搞笑的英语句子

老妈叫我翻译！！！（超强爆笑）

今天我正在看碟，老妈又捧了本书进来，说道：给我讲讲这几句话什么意思

老妈：这个“i don't know.“是什么意思？

我说：“我不知道”

老妈：送你上大学上了几年，你怎么什么都不知道！！

我说：不是！就是“我不知道”吗！

老妈：还嘴硬！！！！$@%！#$^&%#$%@$%@#$%！^%^！^%$^#&..（一顿爆揍）

老妈：你在给我说说这个。“i know.“是什么意思你该知道吧，给我说说。

我说：是“我知道“

老妈：知道就快说。

我说：就是“我知道“

老妈：找茬呀你？刚才收拾你收拾的轻了是不？

我说：就是我知道呀！

老妈：知道你还不说！！不懂不要装懂！&*$%^@$#！%$@^%#*$^^^##$%（又一顿爆揍）

老妈：你给我小心点，花那么多钱送你上大学，搞的现在什么都不会，会那么一丁点东西还跟老娘摆谱，再问你最后一个，你给我好好解释一下，说不出来我在收拾你，你给我翻译一下“i know but i don't want to tell you.“是什么意思？

我晕倒，拿起枕头往头上爆砸三十几下，用头撞墙四十多下，双手轮番抽自己嘴巴五十多下，用腿踢桌子角六十多下，血肉模糊之时，我问老妈：这下你满意吧

这不她老人家又来问我了：“儿啊，i`m very annoyance,don`t tuouble me .是什么意思啊~？“

我：“我很烦，别烦我“

老妈：“找打，跟你妈这么说话“（于是被扁）

老妈又问；“i hear nothing,repeat. 是what意思啊“

我说：“我没听清，再说一次“

老妈又说了一遍：i hear nothing,repeat“

“我没听清，再说一次“

结果被扁

老妈再问：“what do you say “又怎么解释呢“

我说：“你说什么“（再次被扁）

老妈再问：“look up in the dictionary“是何意啊'

我说：“查字典“

“查字典我还问你做甚“（被扁）

老妈又问：you had better ask some body.怎么翻呢“

我说：“你最好问别人“

“你是我儿子，我问别人干吗，又找打.“

“啊！god se me !“

“上帝救救我吧！”

“耍你老妈玩，上帝也救不了你！（被扁）

我再问你：“use you head,then think it over，又是什么意思啊！“

我说：“动动脑子，再仔细想想.“

“臭小子，还敢耍我“接着又要动手

我连忙说：“是世上只有妈妈好的意思”

“嗯，这还差不多，一会我给你做好吃的，明天再问你”

4.描写心情的英语句子

what a bad day for me

what a pity

how terrible!!

I am in an ill humor.

我心情不好。

I'm in a bad mood

I'm in foul temper

I'm feeling rather blue

I"m in that low frame of mind.

I"m in a bad temper

lost，失落drowsy，心情低下

伤心

grief

grieve

hurt

smart from

5.英语幽默短句

1) I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.

我爱你，不是因为你是一个怎样的人，而是因为我喜欢与你在一起时的感觉。

2) No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.

没有人值得你流泪，值得让你这么做的人不会让你哭泣。

3) The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't he them.

失去某人，最糟糕的莫过于，他近在身旁，却犹如远在天边。

4) Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

纵然伤心，也不要愁眉不展，因为你不知是谁会爱上你的笑容。

5) To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.

对于世界而言，你是一个人；但是对于某个人，你是他的整个世界。

6) Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.

不要为那些不愿在你身上花费时间的人而浪费你的时间。

7) Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they he.

爱你的人如果没有按你所希望的方式来爱你，那并不代表他们没有全心全意地爱你。

8) Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.

不要着急，最好的总会在最不经意的时候出现。

9) Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.

在遇到梦中人之前，上天也许会安排我们先遇到别的人；在我们终于遇见心仪的人时，便应当心存感激。

10) Don't cry because it is over, smile because it hened.

不要因为结束而哭泣，微笑吧，为你的曾经拥有。

6.英语幽默短句

Money is not everything. There's Mastercard and Visa. 钞票不是万能的，毕竟有时还需要。

One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。 Se water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要节约用水，所以尽量和女友一起洗澡。

Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. 要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。 Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two or more. 每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。

每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个或更多。 Every man should marry. After all, hiness is not the only thing in life. 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，毕竟幸福不是永久的嘛。

The wise never marry. 聪明人都是未婚的。 Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 成功是一个相关名词，它会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚。

Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。 Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 爱情就像照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。

Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 后座上的小孩会生出意外，后座上的意外会生出小孩。 "Your future depends on your dreams."So go to sleep. 现在的梦想决定着你的将来，所以，还是再睡一会吧。

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 应该有更好的方式开始新的一天，而不是千篇一律地在每个上午都醒来。 "Hard work never killed any body."But why take the risk？ 努力工作不会导致死亡。

但为什么要冒险呢？。

7.听起来有趣的英语短句

1. Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you。

麻烦没来找你，就别去自找麻烦。 第一、四个trouble是动词，第二、三个trouble是名词。

2. I think that that that that that student wrote on the blackboard was wrong. 我认为那个学生写在黑板上的那个“that”是错误的。 第一个that是连词，引起宾语从句；第二、五个that是指示代词“那个”；第三个that在这儿相当于名词；第四个that是关系代词，引起定语从句。

3. I know. You know. I know that you know. I know that you know that I know。 我知道。

你知道。我知道你知道。

我知道你知道我知道。 4. We must hang together, or we'll be hanged separately。

我们必须团结在一起，否则我们将被一个个绞死。 这是一句双关语。

前面的hang together是“团结一致”的意思，后面的hanged是“绞死”的意思。 5. The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog。

那只敏捷的棕色狐狸跳过了一只懒惰的狗。 这个句子包含了英语中的26个字母。

6. Was it a bar or a bat I saw？ 我看到的是酒吧还是蝙蝠？ 这是一句回文句，顺着读和倒着读是一样的。类似于“上海自来水来自海上。”

7. 上联： To China for china, China with china, dinner on china。 去中国买瓷器，中国有瓷器，吃饭靠瓷器。

下联：到前门买前门，前门没前门，后门有前门。 这是一副对仗工整、妙趣横生的英汉对联。

下联中的第二、四、五个“前门”指“大前门”香烟。 8. 2B or not 2B, that is a ？ 这是一种文字简化游戏。

它的意思是：To be or not to be, that is a question. （生存还是毁灭，那是一个问题。） 9. He never saw a saw saw a saw。

他从来没见过一把锯子锯另一把锯子。 第一个saw是动词see的过去时，第二和第四个saw带有不定冠词"a"在前，是名词"锯子"，第三个saw是动词"锯"。

8.有哪些悲伤的英语短句

Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. 纵然伤心，也不要愁眉不展，因为你不知是谁会爱上你的笑容。

To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. 对于世界而言，你是一个人；但是对于某个人，你是他的整个世界。Don't cry because it is over, smile because it hened. 不要因为结束而哭泣，微笑吧，为你的曾经拥有。

Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.在你尝试了解他人和盼望他人了解你之前，先把你变成一个更好的人和了解自己的人。Atrue friend is some one who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.一个真正的朋友是向你伸出手，触动你心灵的人。

I suddenly feel myself like a doll,acting all kinds of joys and sorrows.There are lots of shining siliery thread on my back,controlling all my action.我突然就觉得自己像个华丽的木偶，演尽了所有的悲欢离合，可是背上总是有无数闪亮的银色丝线，操纵 我的哪怕一举手一投足.I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you. 我爱你，不是因为你是一个怎样的人，而是因为我喜欢与你在一起时的感觉。No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry. 没有人值得你流泪，值得让你这么做的人不会让你哭泣。

The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't he them. 失去某人，最糟糕的莫过于，他近在身旁，却犹如远在天边。Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they he. 爱你的人如果没有按你所希望的方式来爱你，那并不代表他们没有全心全意地爱你。

Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to. 不要着急，最好的总会在最不经意的时候出现。I love you not for whom you are, but who I am when I 'm by your side.我爱你并不是因为你是谁，而是因为我在你身边的时候我是谁。

No person deserves your tears, and who deserves them won't make you cry. 没有人值得你流泪，值得你流泪的人是不会让你哭的。Just because someone doesn't love you as you wish, it doesn't mean you're not loved with all his/her being. 只因为某人不如你所愿爱你，并不意味着你不被别人所爱。

A true friend is the one who holds your hand and touches your heart. 一个真正的朋友会握着你的手，触动你的心。The worst way to miss someone is to be seated by his/her side and know you'll never he him/her. 错过一个人最可怕的方式就是坐在他/她的身旁，你却知道永远都不会拥有他/她。

Don't spend time with someone who doesn't care spending it with you. 不要把时间花在一个不在乎与你一起分享的人身上。Maybe God wants you to meet many wrong people before you meet the right one,so when this hens ,you'll be thankful. 也许上帝让你在遇见那个合适的人之前遇见很多错误的人，所以，当这一切发生的时候，你应该心存感激。

Don't cry because it came to an end. Smile because it heppened. 不要因为它的结束而哭，应当因为它的发生而笑。There will always be people who'll hurt you, so you need to continue trusting,just be careful. 生活中总会有伤害你的人，所以你仍然需要继续相信别人，只是小心些而已。

Don't struggle so much,best things hen when not expected. 不要做太多的抗争，最好的东西总是发生在出乎意料的时候。Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. 钞票不是万能的，有时还需要.One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃.Se water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡.Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. 要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道.Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后， 都有两个女人。

Every man should marry. After all, hiness is not the only thing in life. 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛.The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来.Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 不要等明天交不上差再找借口， 今天就要找好.Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外， 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep. 现在的梦想决定着你的将来，所以还是再睡一会吧.There should be a better way to start a d。

9.有趣的简短的英语句子

When I was 12, I was just graduate from primary school。

The summer holiday was very long, and without homework。I felt dull and boring。

Absolutely, I knew the problem, no one can call back yesterday, and I mustn't waste time。 So I decided read books in summer holiday。

The first I read was Oliver Trwist and Jane Eyue。 I've never seen such interesting books in my life。

although I did't like reading before I enjoy it。 Now, I can't live without books。

Because a good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever。